Women of the Intertubes

Maybe it’s the headband, but when I saw this chick I was like “Fresh Prince in the HIZZY”!!

Because honestly, who cares about Jazzy Jeff?  Not this guy.  So yeah, this chick is pretty good

looking and stuff.  She’s got nice eyes and all, but remember that one episode of Fresh Prince

when Will takes his prep school uniform and turns it inside out to be all fly and pisses of Carlton?

Man that was hilarious! Read more…

What’s better than a girl who does that little thing with her lips?  NOTHING, that’s what.

It’s like she’s some kind of sexy librarian with that sensible sweater in neutral tones, yet

it appears to be unbuttoned far enough to say “I like to party”.  Maybe she wears big glasses

too and tells you to be quiet so you get all butt-hurt but then she’s all “jk turd, let’s make out”.  That would be pretty sweet. Read more…

Bum bum bum, good times never felt so good!  As soon as I saw this face, I immediately thought

of Neil Diamond.  For a face that personifies apple pie and summer love, Sweet Caroline seemed

like a perfect fit to a perfect picture. Read more…

I’m not sure if you would consider her look scene, emo, goth, punk, or just plain hot.

Beautiful lips, a great complexion, and wonderful teeth.  The mischief and mayhem this

woman could cause… I wonder if she digs madolins? Read more…

The soft texture of the image makes me think this girl is a time traveler from the 70s.  I remember

growing up around free spirits who lived by a code of peace and harmony and this face is the

embodiment of that lifestyle.  Beautiful messy hair, a curious adorable look and an innocence that

often goes unnoticed in today’s Britney Spears world of beauty.  But those days are gone now.

Lost, like tears in the rain. Read more…

Once in a while you see a face that makes you feel incredibly comfortable and relaxed.

I love the way this beauty seems to glow, making everyone around her feel better.  I see

a touch of old world elegance in her that is seldom seen in this day and age, and when I

close my eyes I dream of dancing in a moonlit field with her all night long. Read more…

I saw this picture and immediately thought “This girl is totally into snowboarding”.

Personally, I can’t do any winter sports because of my asthma (and because mom would NEVER give me a ride to the mountain)

but I’m sure this pretty snow bunny can catch rides all day long and not even have to chip in for gas!  And how about that stare?

It’s not often a girl looks so good while in serious business mode, but she totally pulls it off.  I imagine her preparing for a sweet

run with the sun in her face and some Death Cab For Cutie on her ipod. Read more…

I came across this picture the other day while looking for used nunchucks on craigslist.

If anything can distract me from finding affordable, gently used ninja weapons it’s pretty ladies!

She made me totally break down into tears and sing that Chris De Burgh song because, you know, the shirt is red? Read more…

A moment in time, captured at a simple cafe’ in New York.  Even in the scorching

heat that can bring the big apple grinding to a halt, this beauty keeps her cool.  Great

hair, gorgeous smile, and wonderful bone structure combine to give us another

excellent example of beautiful women on the intertubes.  This picture totally reminds me

of Rod Stewart and how unique and fun a summertime romance can be. Read more…

A total package, and a total knockout.   Like an Elvish princess she is sculpted

of perfection.  Perfect bangs, deep, mysterious eyes, and full pouting lips meet

harmoniously to sculpt an elegant and graceful face.  I see her and immediately

think “Green Eyes” and dream of playing her the song on my magical mandolin… Read more…